You gotta try this!

[miladycarol]

http://www.wtv-zone.com/LadyBoheme/dearsanta.html
It’s just like MadLibs! Hee hee!

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl. It really wasn't my fault what happened at dreadygoddess's Christmas party. It was lethran who spiked the punch with too much peach smoothie. I can't help it if I drank 4 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like nuts.

I thought it was funny when I put sbloss's knickers on my head and danced the jitterbug on the chaise lounge while singing `Rock Lobster'. I didn't mean to break dreadygoddess's 8-track tape player and don't know why dreadygoddess would sue me for raping and pillaging.

I don't remember calling pjack's wife a sunny barn cat---even though she looked like one with black eye shadow and white lipstick!

And when I threw up on muincat's husband's bellybutton, it was only because I ate too much of that uncooked tofu.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my tricycle through my neighbor's laundry room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a raucous guppy and have me arrested for sexual harassment!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all breezy and paisley. And I'm really not to blame for any of this odorific stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and stealthily yours,
MiLady Carol (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only Pi bucks!

*giggles merrily*

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Here's my letter

[biomekanic.livejournal.com]

cmdr_zomDear Santa,

I have been a good boy.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at naudiz's Christmas party. It was sbloss who spiked the punch with too much No Reach Around. I can't help it if I drank 13 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like pine.

I thought it was funny when I put cmdr_zoom's socks on my head and danced the Batoosie on the futon while singing `Sit on my Face and Tell me That you Love me'. I didn't mean to break naudiz's pager and don't know why naudizwould sue me for arson.

I don't remember calling pjack's wife a shit donkey---even though she looked like one with fuschia eye shadow and burgundy lipstick!

And when I threw up on miladycarol's husband's nostril, it was only because I ate too much of that gyro.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my A-10 Warthog through my neighbor's closet. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a rank skunk and have me arrested for mugging!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all X!treme and warped. And I'm really not to blame for any of this non-Euclidean stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and slowly yours,
biomekanic (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 5 bucks!

Re: Here's my letter

[miladycarol.livejournal.com]

Ya know, it took 3 hours and a drycleaning bill to clean that vomit out of G's nose. Lebanese food will do that to you, I'd stay away if I were you. *wink*

Re: Here's my letter

[biomekanic.livejournal.com]

Greek food...

Re: Here's my letter

[miladycarol.livejournal.com]

Actually, the Lebonese have the same dish. They serve it very similarly and it is extremely prevelent in Sydney.