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Dear MiLady,
It would seem you have forgotten that you are sensitive to lactose. I strongly suspect this because you regularly deliver to me milk-based acidophilus pills on a twice daily basis since our battle with that little intestinal virus. I understand that you want to repopulate the flora, but there are better ways than ingesting something that causes rather unpleasant environmental conditions in this region. We suggest time, as one possible solution.
In summary, until such time you cease and desist inundating us with milk bombs, we will launch a campaign of bloating, cramps and other poignant symptoms. Once we are sure that you have received our plea, we will be more than happy to negotiate for a proper return to the health you so ardently desire.
Sincerely and with great emphasis,
Your Digestive System
It would seem you have forgotten that you are sensitive to lactose. I strongly suspect this because you regularly deliver to me milk-based acidophilus pills on a twice daily basis since our battle with that little intestinal virus. I understand that you want to repopulate the flora, but there are better ways than ingesting something that causes rather unpleasant environmental conditions in this region. We suggest time, as one possible solution.
In summary, until such time you cease and desist inundating us with milk bombs, we will launch a campaign of bloating, cramps and other poignant symptoms. Once we are sure that you have received our plea, we will be more than happy to negotiate for a proper return to the health you so ardently desire.
Sincerely and with great emphasis,
Your Digestive System
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I said..."FUCK OFF MILK! LEAVE MY FRIEND ALONE!"
It retreated.
You're safe now!
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Thanks for having your finger on the pulse of my digestive tract! Way to be pro-active! *pins medal (shaped oddly like a colon, not a heart) on your chest ceremoniously*
*gives in to giggles*