Mealtime quizes

[miladycarol]

Well, I've made a rather nice pasta dish for supper and, as I am alone this evening, I am taking dinner at the computer. I've entertained myself by catching up with all my LJ reading and taking all the tests that I've seen go by. Here are their results.

Test the first: I took the Sparks gender test and, well, here are the results. http://www.thespark.com/

It all adds up...
You are definitely a man!

How do we know? Well, deep down, your gender affects everything about you, from your favorite number to your views on Canada. Many men who took the test think and act just like you, as you can see from the clusters above.

Statistically speaking, you are a dude.

As we said, this test gets smarter with every taker, and it's almost never wrong. You can make it even better by telling us it was right for you.
Amazing! I am a man!
You bitches, I am a girl.

Needless to say, their 80% certainty that I am a man is slightly off. As it happens, I tested right in the dead center of male and female. I'm not too surprised. Anyone who knows me well, knows that I am a very male oriented female. Yup, I'm all woman in a manly sort of way. *giggle*

Actually, after I hit the button telling them I was a girl, I received this response:

REALLY?


You know, for every question, we track very carefully what each gender answers. This allows us to guess with the utmost accuracy what you are. And in the rare case where we guess incorrectly (like now), we have the opportunity to learn from nature's mistake. You.

Okay, now I don't think that was called for. I don't believe I'm a mistake of nature. As a matter of fact, I rather delight in thinking that I am fortunate enough to walk the line between genders with all the advantages of both and none of either's disadvantages. I am self-actualized and they are not, so there! Go me!

This has been a completely biased opinion brought to you by the Pro-Carol Committee. *low bow*

Test the Second: The Slut Test at the same URL as the Gender test.



Test the third: The Gay test at the same URL. The test gives you four choices as your sexual orientation to choose from. For this test I chose straight female.

You are 61% GAY!
That's gayer than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight female is only 32% gay!

Woo hoo!

I took the test a second time as a gay female and here are my results:

According to the Gay Test...
You are 65% GAY!
The typical lesbian is only 45% gay!


Test the fourth: I don't know that this is accurate.



Which lj user are you?
quiz made by bijouriel

Comments

[gwyd.livejournal.com]

That gender test is notouriously bad. I got the same results as you, and that seemed typical amoung my friends who took it.

Re:

[miladycarol.livejournal.com]

As I said, though, I was amused by the result, it was just the attitude afterwards that pulled a chord. I actually think I probably do range right down the middle as far as gender goes. And that's the way I like it! *proud smile*