[cue the mournful music]
Today, Huffy is dead. Poor Huffy. I’ve been keeping this bike alive by careful application of bicycle mechanics and the force of my will for the past year. Much like I treat my cars, I milk my bikes for all they are worth. The gear wheel and the pedal crank finally gave up. I am sad. Huffy and I have a history. We’ve traveled many a mile together and she will be missed. I’m heading out to the shed now to dig out the Raleigh. I will have to buy some paint and “uglify” her a bit. She’s a beautiful bike and been stolen and recovered once already. I plan to spray her primer black and use a lot of duct tape to make her look patched together. Optimistically, no one will think her worth the stealing then. I hate to do that, but it’s far more important to me that my vehicle be there when I leave the building than look pretty.
*sigh* Poor, poor Huffy; I knew her well. RIP.
Today, Huffy is dead. Poor Huffy. I’ve been keeping this bike alive by careful application of bicycle mechanics and the force of my will for the past year. Much like I treat my cars, I milk my bikes for all they are worth. The gear wheel and the pedal crank finally gave up. I am sad. Huffy and I have a history. We’ve traveled many a mile together and she will be missed. I’m heading out to the shed now to dig out the Raleigh. I will have to buy some paint and “uglify” her a bit. She’s a beautiful bike and been stolen and recovered once already. I plan to spray her primer black and use a lot of duct tape to make her look patched together. Optimistically, no one will think her worth the stealing then. I hate to do that, but it’s far more important to me that my vehicle be there when I leave the building than look pretty.
*sigh* Poor, poor Huffy; I knew her well. RIP.
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