My day, at large.

[miladycarol]

My day began early. I awoke at some odd hour of complete darkness caught in a thought loop. The conversation went something like this:
“I wonder what day I have off during the big sale at work.”
“Why don’t I know what day I have off?”
“I don’t have the schedule yet.”
“Why don’t I have the schedule? Is it the beginning of the month?”
“No. It’s the middle of the month. Perhaps I didn’t pick up a schedule yet. I should do that at work today.”
“I wonder what day I have off during the sale.”

This loop cycled a few times before I finally decided to rise and begin my day, just to break the pattern. I don’t think I could face another minute of that conversation with myself and not go completely mad. I certainly wasn’t going back to sleep.

So, I was a bit bleary-eyed this morning when I hitched my chariot to the parking meter outside our back door. I decided upon a cup of coffee, so I walked over to the organic coffee shop. As I did, I noticed two men huddled in an alcove where the dumpsters are. They looked cold and wet. I bought them a cup of hot chocolate to share and they seemed very grateful.

I had a very silly day at work that flew by with great speed. I totally wasn’t prepared for the day to be over when 6pm came around. I was scorned unmercifully when my co-workers discovered this. I had only the coolest customers and there was merriment. I even earned myself a tip. *giggles* A lady was so pleased with my help that she produced a beautiful Harry & David orange from her backpack and presented it to me. I put it in my pocket with every intention of peeling it to share with the rest of the crew, but the day escaped me and now it sits here at home with me. I guess I’ll just have to share it with G and the girls. First, supper.

Hmmmm…. I wonder what I’ll eat.
I guess I’ll have to cook something.
What should I cook?
I should look in the kitchen to see my options.
That’s a good idea.
Hmmm… I wonder what I’ll eat.

Urghhh! *laughs at my own silliness* Aren’t you glad, gentle reader, that you aren’t here to be boggled by my wacky behavior? *shakes head and grins* Poor G.

Comments

[deromilly.livejournal.com]

So, what day off DO you have during the big sale? LOL Did you remember to find out?

I love the question-loops. Get them all the time. But don't ever remember that I might write them down... :D

[miladycarol.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Yes. I have Thursday off. After all that, I should hope I'd remember to get the schedule, huh? *shakes head* But then again, this is me we're talking about. *giggle*

I just was terribly amused with myself today, so I thought I'd share the ridiculosity of my brain chemistry. Feel free to be afraid for me. *snicker*