Surely, part of MiLady Manor will include rooms such as these. *grins*
Your home is a

Athletic Wizard's Mansion

Your kitchen is manned by a team of Keebler Drow Elves. There's a pantry stocked with beef jerky. Oh, and deer jerky. Your master bedroom is decorated to look like the treetop village of the Galadhrim. Your study has every fantasy novel ever written, including multiple editions of the Silmarillion and advance copies of Dungeons and Dragons Fifth Edition. One of your garages houses your Hummer, and others contain your H2, and H3... with room for an H4, if they ever invent one.

Your home also includes a roost for griffons. You've never actually seen a griffon, but you keep the roost ready anyway. Your guests enjoy your home theater with hi-def plasma screen TV, and the thrones you watch it from. Outside is the moat that protects your home from goblin invaders and extended family.

And, you have a pet -- a unicorn named "Shadowhooves".

Below is a snippet of the blueprints:


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I like the idea of a Wizard Tower. Perhaps I'll include one where below the Turret Terrace. *eager grin* The Turret Terrace is where the trebuchet will be built.

And the moat is a necessity. I plan to have a fake drawbridge with a clockwork troll. Yup. I'm that geeky cool.

I'm all about an elven bedroom. I don't think I'd ever own a hummer. I don't know what an H2 or H3 is. I'm not sure I'd invest in D&D 4, never mind 5. I guess I'd only do it if all my friends did so I could continue to play with them.

I'd ride my unicorn every day. *smiles*

I'm not sure how well Keebler Drow elves would cook. *looks concerned* I know the jerky will make G and my guests happy, but I'm more a tempeh girl.

I'm happy about the dance room and the home theatre. And I'm very certain I'd also use the Fancy Coat room to house my award winning Fancy Pants. *looks pointedly at [livejournal.com profile] karjack and [livejournal.com profile] pjack.
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